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apparently james patrick stuart based a lot of his portrayal of dick roman on mitt romney
Once, a girl found a box
The Bird of Happiness was inside
The bird would take her to Forever Land
Or so she hoped
Each box was smaller than the last
In a cramped, dark space
She finally found her little bird
But it was far too little
And far too late
The bird was long gone
It had met a bloody fate
The moral: Everlasting happiness is a joke